Turns out she's a super scientist who specializes in giant monster snakes. Random insanely hot chick messing around with guys at a pool. So the hunt is simply rescheduled.ġ) Annoying "insipid cocksure twat" reporter trying to break a storyĢ) Annoying "love to hate him" government manĭown in a water treatment plant, the snake claims another two victims:Įnter Monica Bonds (Jaime Bergman). The television sound turns on, conveniently, letting Broddick know about the snake getting away.
Which means this:Ī snake sneaks up on Eve in the bath, pissing her off, which prompts the line, "You SHIT, you know I hate snakes." - which makes me wonder why she has a giant cobra tattooed on her back, or why she's going along with Broddick's maniacal plan to charge rich hunters millions to stalk the giant snake.īy the way, it's really cool that Broddick's plane can manage to fly, considering it's decked out with full marble tubs, marble columns, Eve's boobs, marble ceilings, etc. The next morning, on Broddick's personal jet liner, Broddick and his hottie Eve (Angel Boris) relax and make plans. It's not remotely important, but let's give them some credit:ĭeaths: 5 (A reporter later says five, although there are six bodies shown)
The initial montage pairs the bazillionaire playboy Broddick watching pro wrestlers (aptly named Python and Boa) against a group of idiot redshirts losing control of one of the titular gigantic snakes from "Southeast Asia." The second immediate point to note is that both Angel Boris and Jaime Bergman - the two female leads in the film - are both Playboy models.īoa vs Python is the significantly higher budget version of Komodo vs Cobra. It's probably the most misleading DVD cover ever produced. It should be immediately noted that Boa vs Python features neither helicopters, missiles, nor cities. Not as much as would be cool, but it's respectable. There's some comic relief which is almost annoying, but it's okay.
Then at the end there's some blacklight boobs. But there is some snake brain and some guts flying.Īngel Boris does full frontal. If you do not walk into this film with high expectations, you will probably leave impressed.Lots of gun firing, flamethrowers, and explosions! We wanted action, some nudity, and tons of snakes, and he successfully handed them to us on a silver platter. Director David Flores has done an exceptional job of giving us exactly what we came looking for with this film. This is no LOTR, but for a straight to DVD release I was impressed. The story is flawed, the characters are unbelievable, and the script is amateurish (see constant remarks about 'implants' and Monica), but there is something to be said about using good CGI. This straight to DVD release should have most people laughing, but oddly kept my attention until the very end. Who will reign supreme? Find out this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!! Impressive graphics and an excellent balance between action and gore are what keep this film afloat. man are blurred and new boundaries are set. The battle royale begins as the lines between man vs.
A big game animal hunter named Roddick has recruited some of the best hunters in the world to bring this beast down. Little do they know they are not the only ones hot on the trail. Together they work to bring this slithering beast of evil down. One has been harboring an enormous boa for years, while the other one has beautiful 'implants'. After terrorizing the sewers of Philadelphia, the FBI enlists the aid of two fellow scientists to remedy the situation. An enormous python escapes from a truck delivering it to be hunted and captured for money. This time it is between two species of the snake world, boas and pythons. In yet another 'versus' movie, Hollywood chooses a match-up that is not unlike the others that we have seen in the cinema lately.